For I Will Consider My Cat Jeoffry

Mar 31, 2009 by


An excerpt from a very strange poem (written c.late 1750s/early 1760s but not published until 1939) called Jubilate Agno by Christopher Smart. Smart was a satirist and friend to Johnson and Fielding; the poem below was at least partly written during his confinement in a mental asylum, where his father-in-law had sent him because of his supposed religious mania. Johnson defended him, saying: ‘I did not think he ought to be shut up. His infirmities were not noxious to society. He insisted on people praying with him; and I’d as lief pray with Kit Smart as anyone else…’ During his confinement, Smart was left alone with his cat, whose activities he minutely captured in verse.

For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
For at the first glance of the glory of God in the East he worships in his way.
For this is done by wreathing his body seven times round with elegant quickness.
For then he leaps up to catch the musk, which is the blessing of God upon his prayer.
For he rolls upon prank to work it in.
For having done duty and received blessing he begins to consider himself.
For this he performs in ten degrees.
For first he looks upon his forepaws to see if they are clean.
For secondly he kicks up behind to clear away there.
For thirdly he works it upon stretch with the forepaws extended.
For fourthly he sharpens his paws by wood.
For fifthly he washes himself.
For sixthly he rolls upon wash.
For seventhly he fleas himself, that he may not be interrupted upon the beat.
For eighthly he rubs himself against a post.
For ninthly he looks up for his instructions.
For tenthly he goes in quest of food.
For having consider’d God and himself he will consider his neighbour.
For if he meets another cat he will kiss her in kindness.
For when he takes his prey he plays with it to give it a chance.
For one mouse in seven escapes by his dallying.
For when his day’s work is done his business more properly begins.
For he keeps the Lord’s watch in the night against the adversary.
For he counteracts the powers of darkness by his electrical skin and glaring eyes.
For he counteracts the Devil, who is death, by brisking about the life.
For in his morning orisons he loves the sun and the sun loves him.
For he is of the tribe of Tiger.
For the Cherub Cat is a term of the Angel Tiger.
For he has the subtlety and hissing of a serpent, which in goodness he suppresses.
For he will not do destruction, if he is well-fed, neither will he spit without provocation.
For he purrs in thankfulness, when God tells him he’s a good Cat.
For he is an instrument for the children to learn benevolence upon.
For every house is incomplete without him and a blessing is lacking in the spirit.
For the Lord commanded Moses concerning the cats at the departure of the Children of Israel from Egypt.
For every family had one cat at least in the bag.
For the English Cats are the best in Europe.
For he is the cleanest in the use of his forepaws of any quadruped.
For the dexterity of his defence is an instance of the love of God to him exceedingly.
For he is the quickest to his mark of any creature.
For he is tenacious of his point.
For he is a mixture of gravity and waggery.
For he knows that God is his Saviour.
For there is nothing sweeter than his peace when at rest.
For there is nothing brisker than his life when in motion.
For he is of the Lord’s poor and so indeed is he called by benevolence perpetually–Poor Jeoffry! poor Jeoffry! the rat has bit thy throat.
For I bless the name of the Lord Jesus that Jeoffry is better.
For the divine spirit comes about his body to sustain it in complete cat.
For his tongue is exceeding pure so that it has in purity what it wants in music.
For he is docile and can learn certain things.
For he can set up with gravity which is patience upon approbation.
For he can fetch and carry, which is patience in employment.
For he can jump over a stick which is patience upon proof positive.
For he can spraggle upon waggle at the word of command.
For he can jump from an eminence into his master’s bosom.
For he can catch the cork and toss it again.
For he is hated by the hypocrite and miser.
For the former is afraid of detection.
For the latter refuses the charge.
For he camels his back to bear the first notion of business.
For he is good to think on, if a man would express himself neatly.
For he made a great figure in Egypt for his signal services.
For he killed the Ichneumon-rat very pernicious by land.
For his ears are so acute that they sting again.
For from this proceeds the passing quickness of his attention.
For by stroking of him I have found out electricity.
For I perceived God’s light about him both wax and fire.
For the Electrical fire is the spiritual substance, which God sends from heaven to sustain the bodies both of man and beast.
For God has blessed him in the variety of his movements.
For, tho he cannot fly, he is an excellent clamberer.
For his motions upon the face of the earth are more than any other quadruped.
For he can tread to all the measures upon the music.
For he can swim for life.
For he can creep.

Above: Boris on his favourite chair. Photographs © Memoirs of the Celebrated Mrs Woffington.

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9 Comments

  1. Halldor

    Hmm. At the risk of seeming uncharitable, and though I blanch at the thought of contradicting the Great Cham, I think this poem makes it fairly clear that Smart was definitely a few cubebs short of the full syllabub.

    As is so often the way with ailurophiles, I fear…

  2. Mrs Woffington

    We cat-lovers prefer to think of it as eccentricity rather than actual madness.

  3. Halldor

    Got to say, though, Britten’s version is great:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rejoice_in_the_Lamb

  4. Mrs Woffington

    Thanks Halldor, I will check that out.

  5. Eliza Ward

    I’m a bit creeped out by that poem!

  6. vanityandpride

    I just don’t know what to think of that. Very strange indeed.

  7. Mrs Woffington

    There’s definitely some very strange stuff in there: ‘he can spraggle upon waggle at the word of command’ ? But it does seem to capture the nature of cats pretty well.

  8. Ms. VG

    I hadn’t heard the poem until our choir sang “Rejoice in the Lamb”: I was so disappointed that the “For I will Consider My Cat Jeoffry” part wasn’t an alto solo. I think I wouldn’t mind so much being locked up in an institution if they let me bring my cat; it sounds as if it might have been a rather homely place.

  9. Mrs Woffington

    Hee hee – thanks for your comment Ms. VG, I really must listen to Rejoice in the Lamb, I love Britten’s work!

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